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Hey, guys.
What's going on?
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Why don't you tell us
What's going on?
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What do you mean?
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Where did you
Find those?
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In your
Sock drawer.
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How could you?
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After all
We've done for you.
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Ok. It's not
What you think.
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It's exactly
What I think.
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It's oregano
And fresh
Rosemary.
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I can't believe it.
You can cook!
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You punk!
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No! No, I can't cook.
I swear!
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Then how do you
Explain this?
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This, uh...
It's marijuana.
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This whole time
We've been
Eating her slop,
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And you're
A damn gourmet!
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No! No, it's pot.
I swear.
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I--I smoke it
With my friends.
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I--I love to toke up
On the fat daddies...
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Dude.
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Oh, I blame myself.
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How could I have missed
All the signs?
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I mean, just last month
I was doing laundry,
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And I found a measuring
Spoon in his pants.
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I was as blind
As you, sally.
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At the mall
He said
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He was going
To the comic
Book store,
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But I saw him
Come out of the
Williams-sonoma.
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Oh!
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Oh, tommy.
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It's confectioners'
Sugar!
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Confectioners'
Sugar?!
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So you've been
Baking, too!
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Oh!
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Look what your
Selfishness has
Done to sally.
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Get out
Of my sight!
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Oh, but first,
Make me a spinach
And fennel frittata.
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Hey, tommy.
What do you got?
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They had some
Really nice snapper.
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Oh, great!
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I gotta say
I feel liberated
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Not having to sneak
Around all the time.
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It's just so nice being
Able to wear my apron
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Out in the open.
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Well, that breakfast
Was great.
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You know,
I've never had
A spinach frittata.
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Incoming
Message...
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From the big
Giant head.
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Oh, my god. Dick,
Get in here!
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What is it?
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Our records indicate
That your status report
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Is 22 days late.
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Please submit your
Finished report
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To the big giant head's
Personal assistant,
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Big giant jenny.
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I hate that bitch.
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Transmission ending
In 3, 2, 1.
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Ah-choo.
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Oh, what's going on?
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Dick didn't finish
The status report.
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You didn't?!
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Oh, come on.
It's not a big deal.
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Anyway, I've had
More important
Things on my mind.
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This weekend,
Mary and I
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Are celebrating
Our anniversary.
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Anniversary
Of what?
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The second
Anniversary of
Our first real date
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And its real-date
Consequences.
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Infer at will.
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Ohh. Whoa.
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She's not even
Your girlfriend.
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Well,
We don't choose to
Restrict ourselves
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With terms
Like girlfriend
And boyfriend.
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We don't corral
Our emotions.
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No. We let them
Run free
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On the open plains
Of ambiguity.
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So mary won't
Let you call her
Your girlfriend.
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She prefers
That I don't.
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Hello, harry.
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Vicki!
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You're alive!
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Oh, very much so.
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Ohh! But--but...
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There's something
You should know.
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Oh, please don't
Say the alphabet.
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No.
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Harry, while
I was away, I--
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I had needs.
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Oh, really?
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And I could not help
But involve myself
With men
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In an overly carnal,
Naked way.
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What are you saying?
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I had...
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A boyfriend.
His name was randy.
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But--but it's
All over now, harry.
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Oh, really?
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Yes, really.
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Well, that's
Good enough for me.
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Mary:
♪ june is busting
Out all over ♪
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♪ all over the meadow
And the hill ♪
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Ha ha!
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Ha ha!
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Just finished
Your last class.
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You know it!
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Ha ha!
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You're gonna miss
Those kids, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah.
That's why I never
Learn their names.
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It would be too hard.
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Yes!
Nina. Mary.
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Hi, dick!
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Oh, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho!
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Oh, you're
In a good mood.
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I am.
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Would it have
Anything to do
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With a certain
Special day?
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Of course.
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It is the most fantastic
Day of the year.
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Oh, I couldn't
Agree more. In fact,
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I'm throwing
A little party
For us
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To celebrate it.
Great!
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Nina, do you
Have any plans
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For saturday night?
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Oh, I have a concert.
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Oh, terrific.
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That spares me
The awkwardness
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Of not inviting you.
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Well?
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Tommy, you have
Reinvented the sandwich.
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Uh, actually,
It's a panini.
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Tommy,
You have reinvented
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The panini
Sandwich.
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No, no, no.
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panini is italian
For sandwich.
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Tommy, you have invented
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The italian panini sandwich.
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Oh, good night, don.
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Good night, sally.
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And, by the way,
Kick-ass date!
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Ooh, come in
For a second.
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Hey, you guys!
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Big news.
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Don and I were
Seeing a movie--
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Uh, sally?
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And old donny here
Got to second base!
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That's up my shirt!
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Donny, good for you!
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Way to go!
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Oh, hey, don,
You should see them
In the light.
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[imitates radio call]
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Roger.
I--I gotta go.
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I'm working on
A pair of hot tips.
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And--a firm bust.
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A big--big bust.
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There's been a murder!
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Bye, mr. Happy hands.
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Oh, god. That was fun.
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I want more.
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More what?
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Well, I'm not sure,
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But I think I'm ready
To lose my virginity.
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Hey! Good for you,
Lieutenant.
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I want don
To go to third base.
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Wait, sally,
That's still gonna
Leave you 90 feet short.
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Hey, you know, I have
The perfect opportunity.
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Saturday night I'm hosting
A romantic dinner party.
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You and don should come.
That's perfect!
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Yeah. Tell him
To swing for the fence.
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I will!
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Tommy?
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Who disturbs me?
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Why weren't you
In school today?
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Were you sick
Or something?
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Yes. Sick over
The lack of fresh
Rapini greens
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In this cursed town.
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How did you
Learn to cook?
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I should
Just as soon ask,
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"How did you learn
To breathe?"
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Now stir this
creme fraiche.
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For how long?
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Until your arm
Falls off.
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Oh, vicki!
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Wow.
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Everybody
Looks so nice.
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I feel like
I'm at the track.
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Vicki,
You remember
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My true love,
Dr. Mary albright?
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Oh, yes.
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Nice to see you
Again, vicki.
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Oh, yes, ma'am, it's
Nice to see you, too.
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Doctor.
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You know, I have
This little pain
In my lower back--
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Oh, vicki,
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I'm not that
Kind of doctor.
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I'm a doctor
Of anthropology.
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What is that?
Is that, like, the rear?
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So I said
To the burglar,
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"Not your pants,
The gun!"
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The gun!
Ha ha!
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Ha ha!
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Oh, that--that
Didn't really happen.
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So, you mean to tell me
You really didn't know
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What you were doing
The first time?
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Oh, please. I didn't
Know what I was doing.
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He didn't know
What he was doing.
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The bus kept making
All those stops.
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Yeah, but
You figured it out.
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Obviously.
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Yeah, it was
Awkward at first.
But, you know,
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Once we got that seat
To ourselves.
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It got better.
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So the thieves drove off,
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And his wooden leg
Was still in the car!
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Oh, my god!
Ha ha!
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Hi, hi, hi.
Vicki, these
Just came for you.
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00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:05,476
Oh, my. Honey,
You shouldn't have.
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00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,112
Oh, gee.
218
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,614
Look,
There's a card.
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00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,349
Oh, gee.
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00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,886
"I will never
Stop loving you.
Love, randy."
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Oh, gee.
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00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,289
This came for you,
Too, harry.
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Oh.
224
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,293
"Harry, watch
Your back, randy."
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Well, that's
Just good advice.
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Everybody.
Everybody.
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First, I'd like
To thank you all
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For coming to
Our little fete.
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Today we celebrate
The defining moment
Of my life.
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And I know I speak
For mary when I say
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That she feels
The same way.
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Happy anniversary,
Darling.
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Aw.
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Excuse me?
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Happy anniversary.
To us.
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Don't you remember?
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Uh-oh.
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2 years ago
This night
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I irrevocably gave
You my heart...
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And my body.
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00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,502
But apparently
That means
Nothing to you.
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00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,941
No, now I remember!
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00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,443
Ha ha! Happy
Anniversary, dick.
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00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,413
Who has room
For kiwi tarts?
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00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,347
I don't!
246
00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,626
Open the door,
Dick.
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00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,028
Sally, maybe dick needs
Some time to cool off.
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00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,597
I know, but my bedroom's
Through his.
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Can't it wait?
250
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,601
Yeah, I guess it can.
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I just thought
We could have sex now.
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00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,543
Dick! Dick,
I'm gonna count to 3,
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00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,013
And then I'm
Blowing the locks off!
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It's cold,
255
00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,190
But the sauce
Is so delicious.
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00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,492
What do you
Put in it?
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00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,193
You think
I'm going to share
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00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,896
My secret recipe
With you?
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00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,330
Would I make
A confidante
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00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,799
Of my pot scrubber?
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00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,334
I think not!
262
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,341
Vicki, another
Delivery for you.
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00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,942
Not from randy?!
264
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,147
Eww!
Eww!
265
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,482
You don't have to
Be quincy to know
266
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,186
That's
A pig's heart.
267
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,321
Well, it's
A nice thought.
268
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,123
I'll go
Get a vase.
269
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,727
Sally, we're in!
270
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:37,728
Dick.
271
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:38,997
I don't like
You.
272
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,331
Oh, let me
Explain.
273
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,332
You can explain,
274
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,600
But I still
Won't like you.
275
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,767
Uh, don't mind us.
276
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,504
Police line.
Do not cross.
277
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:49,974
My family was right.
278
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,776
We don't have
A real relationship.
279
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,511
Dick, you're
Overreacting.
280
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,945
Oh, am I?
281
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,014
Do you know
What I went through
282
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,581
To make this evening
Special for us--
283
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,916
The planning?
The preparation?
284
00:11:58,918 --> 00:11:59,950
Do you think
This ensemble
285
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,587
Just threw itself
Together?
286
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,656
What do you
Want me to say?
287
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,691
What I want is for you
To say you're sorry.
288
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,093
Fine. I'm sorry.
289
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,694
Oh, and that's supposed
To just magically
290
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,463
Make it all better?
You're sorry?!
291
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,364
Look, dick,
292
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200
There have been
Plenty of times
293
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,836
When you have
Done stupid and
Insensitive things.
294
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,937
Aha!
295
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,205
So you admit
That what you did
296
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,372
Was stupid
And insensitive.
297
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,374
Fine.
Something
I might do.
298
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,209
What are you getting at?
For the first time,
299
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,747
Mary, you are
Just as stupid and
Insensitive as I am!
300
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,950
Ok. We're
Equally dumb.
301
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,118
Happy, dick?
302
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,354
Well, happi...Er.
303
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,090
So, uh, don.
You ready?
304
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,025
Yes.
305
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,963
So--so we're
Gonna do it?
306
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,097
I want to do it.
You want to do it?
307
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,900
I want to do it.
308
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,536
So, uh, you ready
To rock my world?
309
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,071
Well, you're--
[clears throat]
310
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,007
Definitely in
For a jostle.
311
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,509
What are you doing?
312
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,744
I'm--I'm taking off
My clothes.
313
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,847
Oh, right. Yes!
314
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:06,684
Let's get naked.
That's brilliant!
315
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,987
This is gonna
Be great, isn't it?
316
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,422
I think
I'm gonna like it.
317
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,158
Well, good.
318
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,293
And--and
Even if I don't,
319
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,661
It won't last
That long, right?
320
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:20,431
Well, sally, I, uh--
321
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,833
No.
322
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,033
Good.
323
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,369
Uh, sally, uh, if there's
Anything in particular
324
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,804
That you would like,
325
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,707
I'd be more than happy
To oblige.
326
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,244
Oh, are you kidding?
327
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,880
There's--there's
Lots of stuff
I like.
328
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,582
I mean, there's
That whole--
329
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,752
The famous, uh,
Triple--
330
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:42,987
I'll be right back!
331
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:49,059
So, what has this
Flagrant display
Of insensitivity
332
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,161
Taught you, mary?
333
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,796
That you don't
Have a monopoly
334
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,265
On idiotic behavior.
335
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,301
Exactly.
336
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,469
So, dick, can you
Forgive and forget?
337
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,803
Oh, I forgive.
338
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,505
But I don't forget.
339
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,175
And I don't forgive.
340
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,446
I've been watching you
All night.
341
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,483
And you're a genius.
342
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,352
My genius.
343
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,020
I'm hungry for you,
Tommy.
344
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,155
And I know
You hunger for me.
345
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,790
Oh, tommy!
346
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,824
Oh, august.
347
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:21,825
[ding]
348
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,026
Oh, wait.
My soufflé.
349
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,796
Oh, tommy, tommy!
350
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,898
Let it burn.
351
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,132
[slams oven door]
352
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,736
You don't understand
Me at all.
353
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,473
Get out
Of my kitchen!
354
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,208
You chefs...
355
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,376
Are all alike.
356
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,310
Eh.
357
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:44,148
So, you mean he's willing
To do whatever you want?
358
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,251
Yeah, but I just
Don't know what
To ask him for.
359
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:50,888
Whoa! That's what we call
A high-class problem.
360
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,724
It is?
361
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,960
Look, it all depends
On your mood, you know?
362
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,596
Are you feeling naughty?
363
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,231
Saucy?
364
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,800
Rambunctious?
365
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,302
Actually,
I'm feeling
A little gassy.
366
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,140
Well, then get the hell
Out of our room!
367
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,408
Ok!
368
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,976
You go for it,
Girl.
369
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,481
Man! Now
Where were we?
370
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,382
Well, let's see...
371
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,618
I am dr. Monica van kleef,
372
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,154
Chief of neurosurgery
At general hospital,
373
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,357
And you have
A very serious condition
374
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,892
That could relapse
At any moment.
375
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,027
Yes, I'm not
Feeling very...
376
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,062
Stable!
377
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,465
Incoming message from
The big giant head.
378
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,735
Patient exhibiting
Dangerous erotic symptoms.
379
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,706
Your status report
Is now 23 days late.
380
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,707
Oh, yeah, baby.
381
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,274
I've been
A naughty girl!
382
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,745
Penalties for
Lack of compliance
383
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,614
Will be swift
And severe.
384
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,283
Oh, you make me
Pay that penalty, harry!
385
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,283
Oh!
386
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,986
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Big giant!
387
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,456
Big giant!
388
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,525
All right, let's go over it
One more time, shall we?
389
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,027
Oh, dick, can't we
Just let it go?
390
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,497
May 20, 1996,
7:00 p.M.
391
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,866
We arrive together
At the restaurant,
And what happens?
392
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,138
We sit down.
393
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:19,310
I order teriyaki shrimp,
You order water.
394
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,279
Dinner is lovely.
395
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,447
We make out.
396
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,482
I take you home
And make
397
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,552
The biggest mistake
Of my life!
398
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,686
What?
399
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,089
Falling for you!
Oh!
400
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,692
Since that day,
I have gotten
Very good at forgiving.
401
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,694
You embarrass me
In front of my colleagues,
402
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,695
I forgive you.
403
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,029
You kill my fish,
404
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,031
I forgive you!
405
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,366
You paint flames
On my car,
406
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,801
I forgive you.
407
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,704
You mock my work,
You insult my parents,
408
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,539
You destroy
Our engagement,
409
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,941
And still...
410
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:52,009
I forgive you.
411
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,511
You forgave me
For all that?
412
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,182
Why do you think
I'm here?!
413
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,584
Because you're crazy
In love with me?
414
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,188
Well, I'm crazy.
415
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,189
In love with me?
416
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,194
Oh, mary.
417
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,097
I forgive you.
418
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,802
Ok, let me be the crazy
Mental patient now.
419
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,339
Incoming message--
420
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,340
Wha?!
421
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:26,978
I have to go now.
422
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,246
Wait a minute, hon.
Where you goin'?
423
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,813
I gotta tell dick
Something.
424
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,524
Can I help you?
425
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,457
Huh?
426
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,060
Can I help you?
427
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,863
Yeah.
428
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,266
I'm lookin' for
A scrawny little runt.
429
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:52,136
Ohh. Well, there are
A few of those
Around here.
430
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,373
Well, this guy
Better look out.
431
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,874
Oh, yeah!
432
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,944
'cause I'm a bad, bad apple
And I'm rotten to the core.
433
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,212
Noted.
434
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,680
You note it good, baby,
435
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,482
'cause randy doesn't like it
When people get in his way.
436
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,352
I'm gonna find this guy.
437
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:09,587
Oh, yeah!
438
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,691
And when I do,
I'm gonna put
A hurt on him
439
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,060
And...
440
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,361
Leave this note.
441
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,500
"Dear vicki,
442
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,037
"I came to reclaim you.
443
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:27,471
Oh, yeah!"
444
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,710
"I also intend
To kidnap harry."
445
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,282
You know, I don't really
Feel comfortable reading
Other people's mail.
446
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,853
Heh heh heh heh.
447
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,355
I think you're harry.
448
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,057
Well, I think
You're harry.
449
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,529
Uhh!
450
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,771
Ah-ah-ah!
451
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,109
Ohh, don.
452
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,744
Ohh, sally.
453
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,079
Ohh, don.
454
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,580
Ohh, sally.
455
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,217
I'm naughty, I'm saucy,
I'm rambunctious,
456
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,619
And I've got
A high-class problem!
457
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,887
Oh, sally!
458
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,056
Vicki: oh, my god! Help!
459
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,728
Unh! Sally! Sally!
460
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,330
Help! Help!
461
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,331
What's going on?
462
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,599
Randy took my harry!
463
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,733
What?
Who took harry?
464
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:34,172
Who in jehovah's name
Poked my soufflé?!
465
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,839
[tires squealing]
466
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,175
Oh, my god!
467
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,109
[all shouting]
468
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,512
Harry's gone!
469
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,846
Harry's gone!
470
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,181
Harry's gone!
471
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,016
We know! Shut up!
472
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,419
My big giant head
Is gone.
473
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,087
Huh?
What? Why did
You say that?
474
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,190
That was one of our
Little bedroom characters.
475
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,827
Incoming message, baby.
476
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,195
Family meeting!
Family meeting!
477
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,997
Harry's been abducted!
This is not good.
478
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,700
He's in transmission mode.
That psycho's gonna hear him.
479
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,201
Our cover's
Gonna be blown!
480
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,469
Harry's not gonna
Get to say much
481
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,037
If the psycho
Cuts his head off.
482
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,105
Oh, thank god.
483
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,408
No! That's
A bad thing!
484
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,277
Will you just do something
Before they get too far?!
485
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,712
The safest thing for us
To do is go back to bed
486
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,648
And let the professionals
Take care of it.
487
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,954
We ought to check out the bars
By the railyards first.
488
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,655
Good idea.
Let's go!
489
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,656
Oh, wait.
490
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,657
[beeping]
491
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,058
My linzer torte
Is ready.
492
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,226
[all sniff]
493
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,227
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh.
494
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,661
Let's go!
495
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,735
You picked the wrong guy
To mess with, harry.
496
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,238
Oh, yeah!
497
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,740
I was born
With teeth, baby!
498
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,176
Ah-choo!
499
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,980
I'm sorry. Do you
Have any more tape?
500
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,982
No.
501
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:53,517
Do you want me to try
And put this piece back on?
502
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,721
Put a sock in your
Blow-hole, shamu!
503
00:20:56,723 --> 00:21:00,390
I'm sorry, randy.
It's just that
I'm not used to--
504
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,260
Incoming message
From the big giant head.
505
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,597
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
You goin' hulk on me?!
506
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,665
Due to your
High commander's failure
507
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,834
To submit your report
In a timely manner,
508
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,138
Your interplanetary mission
Is now subject to audit.
509
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,606
What the hell?
510
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,341
Remember,
Your human bodies
511
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,143
Are property of
The big giant head
512
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,678
And can be revoked
At any time.
513
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,715
Hot diggity damn!
514
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,650
This ain't
No normal runt.
515
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:30,154
I got me
A bona fide freak!
516
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,456
There could be
Money in this!
517
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,191
Oh, yeah!
518
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,128
Captioned by the national
Captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
519
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,568
♪ in-a-gadda-da-vida ♪
520
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,503
[humming]
521
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,315
Oh, hell,
This is cilantro.
522
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,686
Mmm. It's not bad, though.
523
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:06,524
Beats the hell outta basil.